PT Barnum said it so long ago There's one born every minute, that you know Some make us laugh, some make us cry These clowns only gonna make you die Everybody's running when the circus comes into their towns Everyone is running from the likes of the killer klowns from outer space killer klowns from outer space sucker! Ringmaster shouts let the show begin Send in the klowns, then they'll let you in See a rubber nose on a painted face Bringing genocide to the human race It's time to take a ride on the nightmare merry-go-round You'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer klowns from outer space killer klowns from outer space Theres cotton candy in their hands Says a polka-dotted man with a stalk of jackaranda They're all diabolical bozos